On copycats and flattery

While I don't particularly find it flattering, it does indeed speak volumes on your maturity and integrity... Or lack thereof. 

There's a reason no one likes you. Remember: Second place is just first loser, love.

That's right - YOU LOSE

When someone tries to stomp me and fails...

Things I Like on Howrse

I have composed a short list of my favorite things on Howrse.

1. Winning.
2. Winning.
3. Aging Point UFOs.
4. Winning.

Stereotypes Are FUN!

I've noticed on Howrse that 8 main types of posters show up to answer a Game Play question thread. Let us examine them.

1. The No-Nonsenser. This specimen is generally easy to classify. Their answers tend to be short and to the point and are generally adequate and further answering is unnecessary.
   
2. The Reiterater. This specimen builds upon the No-Nonsenser, generally adding superfulous information for the sake of looking more informative. The Reiterater tends to travel in packs.
   
3. The Budding Mod. Much like the Reiterater, The Budding Mod will over answer a question by adding any bit of information they deem relevant to the topic at hand whether or not it is helpful. This specimen differs from the Reiterater in that they can generally be found in most any open thread, whereas the Reiterater tends to be less organized.
   
4. The Party Crasher. This specimen has a question, a really important question. They could just make their own thread, and chances are they already did, but they're going to post in the topic with the most recent activity anyway. Why? The Party Crasher likes to make sure all their bases are covered.
   
5. The Late to the Party. Hey guys, nice thread you've got here... Mind if I join you? Guys? Guys...?
   
6. The Necromancer. You thought this thread was dead and gone? You were wrong. The Necromancer is not bound by the same constraints that we mere mortals struggle to overcome. They bravely venture into the darkness that is the second page and return, like a grave-robber in the night, with their prize: a rather dusty and most likely completely irrelevant thread from days long past.
   
7. Clueless and Proud. This specimen doesn't know the answer to your question. Furthermore, they're not even sure what you're talking about. Nonetheless, they'd like to inform you of their inadequacy.
8. The Carebear. CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? Stop being so mean! The Carebear is determined to protect the feelings of others no matter the situation. Misplaced thread? Offsite advertising? Rant? It doesn't matter, the Carebear knows it was only a mistake and you won't do it again. It happens to everyone. The Carebear understands.
   

Your Art Sucks

Please stop posting your shitty art in the Black Pearl discussion and asking for "critique". It's shit. You know it's shit. No one has time for this.

Tantrums Are Always the Answer

Hey, kids! Here's what to do if someone is better than you. 

Accuse them of cheating and publicly whine about it. That will totally solve all your problems. Because remember, if they're winning it isn't because you need to work harder.

It's Worthless Because You're Lazy

Alright, it's bad enough you're trying to sell the foal of a public stud for passes... But you could have at least bothered to BLUP the damn thing's mother.

Seriously. No one is going to pay for that.